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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Sci Fi

The year is 2060. All engineers are filthy rich and the rest of the people are sad. Even doctors and lawyers....lol. Everything you see on the shelf is made in China (Actually, that already happened in 2010). Global warming is so bad, food sources are expensive. Fuel is depleted, an alternative fuel source is not readily available. People walk and cars are now left to rust in garages. Bicylces are now the mode of transportation. They don't clog up highways, and no one ever gets a speeding ticket. Traffic lights are obsolete since it doesnt hurt that much anyway when bicycles collide into each other. There's no problem with parking since future bikes are made of super strong, super light composites and can be folded into a backpack thanks to Materials Engineers. Chemical Engineers helped too. The food shortage coupled with the extreme heats are causing the people are now to be shorter since small bodies require less food and disperse heat more easily. The next generation of men are short. Women with tall husbands are busy fending off ditzy, dumb blondeshells.
Socialising no longer involves going to the beach/hanging out in the Malls/going out for ice cream (ice cream is as expensive as caviar now) People prefer to stay indoors and stay online the whole day chatting, blogging, video conferencing. And since no one ever goes out, people dont care about how they look anymore. This balances out the food shortage. With sedentary activity and less food, people dont get fat anymore.
Computers have replaced pets (all animals besides those that provide food are dead).


"K****** is a dying breed of man.", Kevin - 8:15 am/ASU Driver's Seat/ 31 March 2005

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